To view today’s readings, click the link: Deuteronomy 30.15-20; Jeremiah 18.1-11 Philemon 1-21 Luke 14.25-33
This week we remember in our prayers
Sunday 9th September
South West Tanganyika - (Tanzania) Vacant
Church of North India:
Nagpur – Bishop Paul Dupare
Monday 10th September
South Western Brazil - (Brazil) Bishop Jubal Pereira Neves
Gresley
Church Gresley St. George’s C.E.
V.C. Primary School
Tuesday 11th September
Southeast Florida - (Province IV, USA) Bishop Leopold Frade Suffragan Bishop of Southeast Florida - (Province IV, USA) Bishop John L Said
Clergy: David Perrett, Jean Burgess.
Readers: Jane Clamp, Pietje Carpenter.
Wardens: Steven Payne, Jane
Tomlinson
Wednesday 12th September
Southeastern Mexico - (Mexico) Bishop Benito Juarez-Martinez
Seale and Lullington, Coton
Netherseal St. Peter’s C.E. V.C Primary School,
Coton in the Elms C.E. V.C. Primary School
Thursday 13th September
Southern Brazil - (Brazil) Bishop Orlando Santos de Oliveira
Clergy: Michael Yates.
Wardens: (Netherseal) Carolyn Beynon; (Overseal) Mrs E Williamson, Mrs G Edwards; (Lullington) Mrs R Cooper, G
Statham; (Coton in the Elms) M Deakin, Mrs J Sherriff
Friday 14th September
Southern Highlands - (Tanzania) Bishop John Mwela
Croxall, Linton, Castle Gresley, Rosliston, Walton on Trent
Rosliston C.E. V.C. Primary School,
Walton-on-Trent C.E. V.C. Primary School
Saturday 15th September
Southern Malawi - (Central Africa) Bishop James Tengatenga
Clergy: Lesley de Pomerai, David de Pomerai. Reader: Anna Venables.
Wardens: (Croxall) Mrs G Lowe, Mrs K Neilson; (Linton) Tom Horspool, Mavis Gallimore; (Rosliston) Margaret Hall;
(Walton on Trent) Muriel Hall
NOTICES FOR THE WEEK
Sunday 9th September  - Trinity 14
8.30a.m. Holy Communion - Long Lane
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Radbourne
11.00a.m. Mattins - Sutton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Trusley
5.00p.m. Holy Communion - Boylestone
6.30p.m. Evensong - Longford
Monday 10th September
7pm PCC Boylestone
Tuesday 11th September
Prayer & Praise - 2 Glebe Close LL
Wednesday 12th September
7.30pm MMA Meeting -Boylestone
Thursday 13th September
7.30p.m. Children’s Day Planning - Vicarage
Next Sunday 16th September - Trinity 15
8.00a.m. Holy Communion - Sutton
9.30a.m. Mattins - Boylestone
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Dalbury
11.00a.m. Mattins - Sutton
12noon Holy Communion - Trusley
7.00p.m. Evensong - Long Lane
Sunday Groaner
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less
then 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her dressing gown and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new pair of bathroom scales.
Ed has been missing since Friday.

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