Reading Genesis 18.1-15(21.1-7); Romans 5.1-8; Matthew 9.35 - 10.8(9-23)
We remember in our prayers
Sunday 15th June Myanmar The Most Revd Stephen Than Myint Oo Archbishop of Myanmar (Burma) and Bishop of Yangon
Repton Deanery – Rural Dean: David Horsfall; Lay Chair: June Scott
Church Broughton
Monday 16th June Diocese in Europe - The Rt Revd Dr Geoffrey Rowell
Suffragan Bishop of Diocese in Europe - The Rt Revd David Hamid
MMA 56 – The Repton Wheel - Willington, Findern, Repton, Newton Solney, Foremark
Tuesday 17th June Eastern Kowloon - (Hong Kong) The Rt Revd Louis Tsui
Clergy: Sue Starkey, Peter Paine
Wednesday 18th June Hong Kong Island - (Hong Kong) The Most Revd Paul Kwong
MMA 56 - Newhall
Thursday 18th June Diocese of the Free State (formerly Bloemfontein) - (South Africa) The Rt Revd E Patrick Glover
Clergy: Bob Hollings, Kath Wood
Friday 19th June Western Kowloon - (Hong Kong) The Rt Revd Thomas Yee-po Soo
MMA 56 - Swadlincote, Hartshorne, Bretby
Saturday 20th June Diocese on the Coast formerly (Ikale-Ilaje) - (Province of Lagos, Nigeria) The Rt Revd Joshua Ebunoluwa Ogunele
Clergy: David Horsfall, Ian Hunter
NOTICES FOR THE WEEK
Sunday 15th June - Trinity 4
8.00a.m. Holy Communion - Sutton
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Church Broughton
9.30a.m. Mattins - Boylestone
10.00a.m. Family Service - Longford
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Dalbury
11.00a.m. Mattins - Sutton
12noon Holy Communion - Trusley
7.00p.m. Evensong - Long Lane
Monday 16th June 7.15p.m. Fundraising Planning - Boylestone
Wednesday 17th June
10.30a.m. Holy Communion - Long Lane
Next Sunday 22nd June - Trinity 5
9.30a.m. Mattins - Church Broughton
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Boylestone
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Longford
11.00a.m. Family Service - Sutton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Long Lane
6.30p.m. Evensong - Radbourne
6.45p.m. Evensong - Trusley
ADVANCE NOTICE
Sunday 29th June
10.45a.m. Ordination of Deacons - Derby Cathedral - including Joe Cant to serve as Assistant Curate in the Deanery of Longford.
6.45p.m. United Holy Communion - Trusley
Sunday 20 July Deanery Choir Festival:-
“Samson” at All Saints, Sudbury at 6.30p.m.
Sunday Groaner - Another miracle
A priest was speeding down a motorway when he was stopped by the police. The officer smelled alcohol on his breath, and then saw the empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
“Sir,” he demanded, “Have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
“Then why,” said the officer, “do I smell wine?”
The priest thought rapidly. “Good Lord!” he cried. “He’s done it again!”
The fight
A man rushed into the pub. “I need a pint – I’ve just had another fight with my wife.”
“Oh, yes?” asked his friend at the bar. “And how did this one end?”
“Well, when it was over, she was on her hands and knees, pleading with me” admitted the man.
“Goodness! What she very upset?”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” said the man, “She kept crying: ‘come out from under that bed, you big chicken, and
let me get my hands on you…!’”
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