Readings Genesis 21.8-21; Romans 6.1b-11;Matthew 10.24-39
We remember in our prayers
Sunday 22nd June
Nigeria The Most Revd Peter Jasper Akinola Archbishop, Metropolitan and Primate of All Nigeria and Bishop of Abuja
Church of North India – Gujarat: Bishop V.M. Malaviya Cubley
Monday 23rd June
Dogura - (Papua New Guinea) The Rt Revd Tevita Talanoa
MMA 56 - Gresley
Tuesday 24th June 
Dominican Republic - (Province IX, USA) The Rt Revd Julio Cesar Holguin Khoury
Clergy: David Perrett, Jean Burgess
Wednesday 25th June 
Dornakal - (South India) The Rt Revd Dr. B. Satyanandam Devamani
MMA 56 - Seale and Lullington, Coton
Thursday 26th June   
Down & Dromore - (Armagh, Ireland) The Rt Revd Harold Creeth Miller
Clergy: Michael Yates
Friday 27th June
Dublin & Glendalough - (Dublin, Ireland) The Most Revd John Robert Winder Neill
MMA 56 - Croxall, Linton & Castle Gresley, Rosliston, Walton on Trent
Saturday 28th June
Dunedin - (New Zealand) The Rt Revd George Howard Douglas Connor
Clergy: Lesley de Pomerai, David de Pomerai
NOTICES FOR THE WEEK
Sunday 22nd June - Trinity 5
9.30a.m. Mattins - Church Broughton
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Boylestone
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Longford
11.00a.m. Family Service - Sutton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Long Lane
6.30p.m. Evensong - Radbourne
6.45p.m. Evensong - Trusley
Next Sunday - 29th June - St Peter
10.45a.m. Ordination of Deacons - Derby Cathedral - including Joe Cant to serve as Assistant Curate in the Deanery of Longford.
6.45p.m. United Holy Communion - Trusley
ADVANCE NOTICE
Sunday 20 July Deanery Choir Festival:-
“Samson” at All Saints, Sudbury at 6.30p.m.

Sunday Groaner
The following are actual call centre conversations….
Wrong number
Customer: 'I've been ringing you on 0700 2300 for two days. Why didn’t you answer?’
Travel agent: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.
Customer: 'It’s there on the door to your Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'
Jack
Caller to Samsung Electronics: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about'.
Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the
AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'.
Clue
Caller to RAC Motoring Services: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?'
Operator: 'Doesn't the product give you a clue?'
Other side?
Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ): 'If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?
Fish bar
Caller to Directory Enquiries: 'I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff.’
Operator: I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?'
Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off'.
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