Readings Malachi 3.1-5; Hebrews 2.14-18; Luke 2.22-40
We remember in our prayers
Sunday 1 February
Manicaland - (Central Africa) Vacant
Andaman and Nicobar: Bishop Christopher Paul
Monday
Mara - (Tanzania) The Rt Revd Hilkiah Omindo Deya
Hadfield, Charlesworth, Gamesley
Tuesday
Marathwada - (North India)
Clergy: Garrie Griffiths, Alan Price, Carol Price, John Rosedale, Roderick Allard, Rob Heeley
Wednesday
Maridi - (Sudan) The Rt Revd Justin Badi Arama
MMA 27 – Whitfield
Thursday
Maryland - (Province III, USA) The Rt Revd Eugene Taylor Sutton
Suffragan Bishop of Maryland - (Province III, USA) The Rt Revd John Leslie Rabb
Clergy: Colin Cooper, Terry Clark, Richard England
Friday
Masasi - (Tanzania) The Rt Revd Patrick Mwachiko
Retired clergy (Glossop): Michael Booth, Harry Callaghan, Maurice Handford, Brian Harris, Kay & Malcolm Johnston, Mike Royle, Fred Whitehead
Saturday
Maseno North - (Kenya) The Rt Revd Simon Mutingole Oketch
Retired clergy (Heanor): Leslie Hill, Jim Leverton, Cliff Warner
Notices for the week
Today - Presentation of Christ in the Temple
8.00a.m. Holy Communion - Church Broughton
9.30a.m. Mattins - Boylestone
10.00a.m. Holy Communion - Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Sutton
11.00a.m. Mattins - Trusley
11.15a.m. Holy Communion - Longforf
3.00p.m. Evensong - Dalbury
7.00p.m. Evensong - Long Lane
Monday
8.00p.m. Sutton PCC Meeting
Wednesday
10.30a.m. Holy Communion - Long Lane
Saturday
10.30a.m. Big Breakfast - Boylestone
(in aid of Boylestone Methodist Church)
Next Sunday - 3rd Sunday before Lent
8.30a.m. Holy Communion - Long Lane
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Radbourne
1100a.m. Holy Communion - Trusley
3.00p.m. Evensong - Longford
5.00p.m. Holy Communion - Boylestone
Advance Notice
Sunday Sizzle The Family Service at Church Broughtonat 10a.m. will be followed by a fun family fry-up in the chapel schoolroom. All welcome to share bacon, eggs and more. Suggested donation £1 to cover costs. Finishes around 12.30p.m.
Please note the wind concert mentioned in the magazine scheduled for 14th March has been postponed to a date to be fixed.
On how to manage the boiler at church
The Rectory
James the Least of All
My dear Nephew Darren
I confess to being rather disappointed that little Miss Asquith retired from stoking the church boiler last month. She was ideally suited to the job; being only five feet, two inches tall, she didn't have to stoop too much to get into the five foot high cellar.
That she had done the job for the past 50 years seemed another good reason for her continuing. But no, just because she turned 94 at the end of last month and was finding it difficult to negotiate the cellar steps on her two sticks, she decided to throw in the towel. And her rash decision placed us in a dilemma.
The boiler has been lit every Wednesday, so that the church becomes almost bearable by Sunday morning. It therefore means that it has had to be stoked three times a day for four days - not too onerous a duty I would have thought, especially as it gives an ample three days afterwards for recovery. Admittedly, the fact that a complete change of clothing is necessary after each visit is a slight handicap, but no one could be persuaded. Such is the level of Christian commitment these days.
And so we have become very modern and now have a gas boiler. No longer used, the cellar was instantly invaded and occupied by the flower arrangers and is now full of chipped vases no one can bring themselves to throw away and lengths of string and chicken wire that seem indispensable to their art.
There was an attempted second invasion by the Scouts looking for somewhere to store their tents, but they were repulsed by volleys of Oasis from the female occupying forces. They initially also took hostages, until the police convinced them it was not an entirely good idea.
We now have a system with frost detectors, thermostats and so many options on the time clock that it renders the system incomprehensible. Apparently a simple on/off switch was an option the plumbers were unaware of. I also miss that deep rumble beneath our feet during Mattins, sounding like the Queen Mary coming into port, letting us know that the ancient boiler was attempting to get the water lukewarm.
Naturally, there have been teething troubles; for several weeks, the church was admirably heated on Tuesday mornings and Friday afternoons when it was unused, but arctic on Sundays. On another occasion, the frost stat took over, but would then not let go, keeping the building heated for 14 days continuously. We shall probably need a loan from the International Monetary Fund to pay the bill.
And so twenty-first century technology is beginning to make a not altogether welcome appearance at St. James'. Miss Asquith has a lot to answer for.
Your loving uncle,
Eustace
The Parish Pump & the Benefice entry in the South Derbyshire Churchman can be found on the internet at:-
http://churchbroughtonchurch.blog.co.uk