Readings 2 Samuel 6.1-5,12b-19; Ephesians 1.3-14; Mark 6.14-29
We remember in our prayers
Today

Portsmouth - (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Dr Kenneth Stevenson
Jabalpur: Bishop Prem Chand Singh
Monday Pretoria - (South Africa) The Rt Revd Dr Johannes T Seoka
Suffragan Bishop of Pretoria - (South Africa) The Rt Revd Mazwi Ernest Tisani
MMA 11 - East Scarsdale Team - Pleasley, Shirebrook
Tuesday Puerto Rico - (Province IX, USA) The Rt Revd David Andres Alvarez-Velazquez
Clergy: John Hargreaves, Barbara Dale Wednesday Pune - (North India) The Rt Revd Vijay Bapurao Sathe
Upper Langwith with Langwith Bassett, Whaley Thorns
Thursday Qu'Appelle - (Rupert's Land, Canada) The Rt Revd Gregory Kerr-Wilson
Clergy: John Hargreaves, Barbara Dale
Friday
Quebec - (Canada, Canada) The Most Revd Alexander Bruce Stavert
Bishop Coadjutor of Quebec - (Canada, Canada) The Rt Revd Dennis Drainville
The Sitwell Group MMA - Elmton, Creswell, Whitwell, Steetley
Saturday Quincy - (Province V, USA) 
Clergy: David Hull
Notices for the week
Today - Trinity 5

8.30a.m. Holy Communion - Long Lane
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Radbourne
11.00a.m. Mattins - Sutton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Trusley
1.00p.m.-5.00p.m. Tea & Cakes in the Garden -in the Gardens of The Mews and Thatched Farm, Radbourne
Admission £2 Refreshments available - Plant Stall
6.00p.m. Holy Communion - DOVERIDGE
This will be Rev Joe Cant’s first celebration of Holy Communion
Wednesday
10.30a.m. Holy Communion - Long Lane
6.30p.m. Long Lane Fete
Thursday
7.30p.m. Longford PCC
Friday
7.00p.m. Hawaiian Family Fun Evening - Boylestone
Next Sunday - Trinity 5
8.00a.m. Holy Communion - Sutton
9.30a.m. Mattins Boylestone
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Church Broughton
10.00a.m. Family Service - Longford
11.00a.m. Holy Communion & Holy Baptism - Dalbury
11.00a.m. Mattins - Sutton
12noon Holy Communion - Trusley (May be slightly latr)
6.30p.m. Come & Sing - Mendelssohn’s St Paul - Sudbury
7.00p.m. Evensong - Long Lane
Advance Notice
Sunday 25th July Strawberry Tea - Trusley Memorial Hall
Sunday Groaner
Those teenagers around your house this summer...
Have you ever thought how much they have in common with cats?

1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.
4. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.
5. Both cats and teenagers eat some very odd things – at very odd hours.
6. Cats are obsessed with themselves and their appearance. Teenagers....!
7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers act as if they did.
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