SWINE FLU AND HOLY COMMUNION
Advice received from the Archbishops & an the Bishop of Derby is that in view of the threat of the spread of Swine Flu, the sharing of the Cup at Holy Communion should be suspended. Holy Communion will be administered either in one Kind or by “intinction” (the priest dips the Bread in the wine). Anti-bacterial gel will be used by the priest before handling the Elements.
Readings
2 Samuel 18.5-9,15,31-33; Ephesians 4.25-5.2; John 6.35,41-51
We remember in our prayers
Phylllis Hill who died on 1st August
Today Ruwenzori - (Uganda) The Rt Revd Benezeri Kisembo
Chesterfield Deanery: Rural Dean: Nigel Johnson, Assistant: Andy Broom, Lay Chair: David Iliffe
Monday Bishop of Sabah - (South East Asia) The Rt Revd Albert Vun Cheong Fui
Suffragan Bishop of Sabah - (South East Asia) The Rt Revd Chen Fah Yong
MMA 16 - Ashover, Brackenfield, Wessington, Handley
Tuesday Sabongidda-Ora - (Province of Bendel, Nigeria) The Rt Revd John Akao
Clergy: Ralph Lawrence
Wednesday Saldanha Bay - (South Africa) The Rt Revd Raphael Hess
MMA 17a - North Wingfield Team, North Wingfield, Tupton
Thursday Salisbury - (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd David A Stancliffe
Salisbury - Ramsbury - (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Stephen Conway
Salisbury - Sherborne - (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Graham Kings
Clergy: Charles Beresford
Friday Sambalpur - (North India) The Rt Revd Christ Kiron Das
Clay Cross, Pilsley, Handley, Danesmoor
Saturday San Diego - (Province VIII, USA) The Rt Revd James Mathes
Clergy: Linda Liversidge, Mark Broomhead. Retired Priest: Michael Fermer
Notices for the week Today - Trinity 9
8.30a.m. Holy Communion - Long Lane
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Mattins - Sutton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Trusley
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Radbourne
5.00p.m. Holy Communion - Boylestone
6.30p.m. Evensong - Longford
Friday
2.00p.m. Funeral of Mrs Phyllis Hill
- Boylestone
Saturday
1.30p.m. Wedding - Church Broughton
Next Sunday - Trinity 10
8.00a.m. Holy Communion - Sutton
(Note this is the ONLY service in Sutton today. Those seeking a later service are encouraged to join with worsippers in one of the other churches of the benefice)
9.30a.m. Mattins - Boylestone
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Church Broughton
10.00a.m. Family Service - Longford
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Dalbury
12noon Holy Communion (said service)- Trusley
7.00p.m. Evensong - Long Lane
Advance Notice
Please note that as from August there will be a change in service arrangements in Church Broughton & Sutton. On the THIRD Sunday of the month there will be NO 11a.m. service in Sutton.8.00a.m. Holy Communion will continue as before.On the FOURTH Sunday of month the service in Church Broughton will be 8.00a.m. Holy Communion (NO 9.30a.m. Service)
Sunday Groaner
How fast do you go?
Sitting by the side of the road one day, on the lookout for speeding drivers, a police officer spotted a car puttering along at 20 mph. He thought to himself: "That driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over.
Approaching the car, he noticed that the four passengers were all old ladies, and all wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, also a very elderly lady, was upset at being stopped. "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit!”
"Madam," the officer replied patiently, "you weren't doing the speed limit, you were driving at 20 miles an hour. That can be dangerous to other drivers.”
"But it says A20 on the sign over there - and so I was doing it!” she protested.
“But that is the road number, not the speed limit.”
“Well, I never! That explains a lot,” said the old lady in evident relief.
“Before I let you go, madam, I have to ask, is everyone in this car okay? Your passengers seem awfully shaken.”
“Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off the A120."
Parish Pump & the Benefice entry in the South Derbyshire Churchman can be found on the internet at:- http://churchbroughtonchurch.blog.co.uk
