Reading Job 42.1-6,10-17; Hebrews 7.23-28; Mark 10.46-52
We remember in our prayers
Today
Bishop of Toronto - (Ontario, Canada) The Rt Revd Colin Robert Johnson
Toronto - Credit Valley - (Ontario, Canada) The Rt Revd Philip Poole
Toronto - Trent-Durham - (Ontario, Canada) The Rt Revd Linda Nicholls
Toronto - York-Scarborough - (Ontario, Canada) The Revd Canon Patrick Yu
Toronto - York-Simcoe - (Ontario, Canada) The Rt Revd George Elliott
Pune: Bishop Vijay B. SatheMonday Toungoo - (Myanmar) The Rt Revd Saw John Wilme
Blagreaves
Tuesday
Trichy-Tanjore - (South India) The Rt Revd Dr G. Paul Vasanthakumar
Clergy: Paul Bysouth
Wednesday
Truro - (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Timothy Martin Thornton
Truro - St Germans - (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Royden Screech
MMA 40 - Mickleover All Saints, St John's
Thursday
Trinidad & Tobago - (West Indies) The Rt Revd Calvin Wendell Bess
Clergy: (All Saints) Alan Ward, Mary Staunton; (St John's), Maureen Priddin. MMA Community Mission Pioneer: Sean Andrews
Friday
Truro - (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Timothy Martin Thornton
Truro - St Germans - (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Royden Screech
MMA 41 - St Giles, Normanton by Derby
Saturday
Tuam, Killala & Achonry - (Armagh, Ireland) The Rt Revd Dr Richard Crosbie Aitken Henderson
Clergy: Neil Barber, Andy Hutchinson
Notices for the week
Today - Last Sunday after Trinity
8.00a.m. Holy Communion - Church Broughton
9.30a.m. Holy Communion - Boylestone
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Long Lane
11.00a.m. Family Service - Sutton
1.30p.m. Holy Baptism - Church Broughton
3.00p.m. Evensong - Radbourne
6.45p.m. Evensong - Trusley
Wednesday
8.00p.m. PCC Meeting - Sutton
Friday
7.30p.m. Choir Concert by United Benefice Choir - Sutton
7.30p.m. Barn Dance - Wyaston Village Hall
Saturday
11.00a.m.Presentation to Judith Kelsey - Chapel Schoolroom, Church Broughton
Next Sunday - All Saints’ Day
8.00a.m. Holy Communion - Church Broughton
9.30a.m. Mattins - Boylestone
10.00a.m. Family Service - Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion - Sutton
11.15a.m. Holy Communion - Longford
3.00p.m. Evensong - Dalbury
7.00p.m. Evensong - Long Lane
Advance Notice
Treatment of the woodworm will be carried out in St. Michael’s Church Broughton during November. As a result the church will be closed for all services and vistors from Monday 9th November to 23rd November. There will be no service in Church Broughton on 15th or 22nd November. Worshippers are invited to join with other churches on those days.
Special Service arrangements in November
On Sunday 22nd November the Bishop of Derby will be coming to Christ Church, Long Lane to mlead the celebration of the 150th anniversary of the consecration of the church. He will be celebrating Holy Communion at 10.30a.m..
Sunday 29th November
10.30a.m. MMA Service of Holy Communion at St Cuthbert’s, Doveridge
Saturday 28th November
“We’ll meet again” Evening - Dalbury Village Hall (in aid of St Andrew’s, Radbourne)
Bible in a year challenge
You are invited to join in the “Bible in a year challenge” starting from 1st January 2010. A special edition of the Bible which provides passages each day from the Old Testament, New Testament, Psalms and Proverbs. If you read the set passages each day, by the end of the year you will have read the entire Bible.
If you would like to take part, then let the Rector know. By ordering copies of the “Every Day with Jesus Bible” as a group, we will be able to purchase copies at a reduced price. The standard price is £14-99, if we order 3-10 copies, the cost will be reduced to £12-49 and by a further 50p if we have between 11 and 25, with further reductions for higher numbers.
If you want to take part, please tell the Rector by 18th November so that the copies can be ordered in good time for delivery.
Sunday Groaner
When Insults Had Class
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to four-letter words and a “you”:
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison." He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." – Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
Feel sorry for their teachers....
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Parish Pump & the Benefice entry in the South Derbyshire Churchman can be found on the internet at:-
http://churchbroughtonchurch.blog.co.uk
